";s:4:"text";s:4879:"We've asked our resident football fashion and WAG expert to run through some of the best and worst brows in the game. Sentencing is to start midday tomorrow. This service is provided on talkSPORT Ltd's Terms of Use in accordance with our Privacy Policy. LOL. Damian Mannion ... David De Gea's doughnut theft or footballer's eyebrows. Well how the hell can we not notice it. Police reports have also confirmed the incident, claiming the pile-up was caused by a temporarily blinded driver who passed by the player driving in the opposite direction, close to the hard shoulder near to Junction 13. When they zoom in, its quite apparent that he only has one eyebrow instead of two. Losing control soon afterward, the driver veered into an oncoming Gregg’s pasty-delivery truck before rolling forty times and bursting into flames similar to a high budget action movie. Here at talkSPORT, international football signals a brief period where we can recover from the shock of Fernando Torres missing a barn door and focus on the more important things affecting world football. Are you visually impaired? Discussion in 'Portugal: National Teams' started by BarkBite, Jun 4, 2008. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window), Download the talkSPORT app NOW – the best way to listen live. Following catastrophic news yesterday of a six-car pile-up on Britain’s busiest motorway the M4, forensic tests have revealed that former Chelsea star Jose Bosingwa’s eyebrows are to blame. Famous Glasgow Rangers Fans – From Iron Mike And Beyond! Bosingwa’s defence team is expected to call on witness Ásgeir Börkur in hopes of defending the Zaire-born player’s right to “do whatever the fuck he wants” with “the most famous monobrow in football” . Finely plucked to the hairy-monos, we have everything, so take a look at the photos above. A witness claimed Bosingwa’s eyebrows were “so profuse” that he “needed the sunroof open to make for extra space.”. Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, for example, David De Gea's doughnut theft or footballer's eyebrows. That's why they're called eyebrows and not the eyebrow. ). The Portuguese international, who seemingly dropped off the face of Earth since a disastrous spell at QPR, has been arrested on charges of manslaughter this afternoon. Famous Manchester United Supporters – Beyond Andy Tate and Mick Hucknall, Vincent Kompany Banged Zabaleta’s Wife & Other Lies On Social Media, Follow @https://twitter.com/lolfootballcom. CLICK ON THE ARROW TO SCROLL THROUGH THE PICTURES. Joelzinho Member. Group A - USA, Colombia, Costa Rica, Paraguay, Group C - Mexico, Uruguay, Jamaica, Venezuela, Group D - Argentina, Chile, Panama, Bolivia, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, & the former Soviet Repu, (You must log in or sign up to post here. How the hell do you NOT notice it? Following a trip made to Britain from his home in Turkey, where he currently plays at Trabzonspor, Bosingwa was reputed to be on his way to attend a beauty consultation with a specialist eye lady when the incident happened. Famous Newcastle United Fans – Beyond Ant & Dec. Eva Carneiro: Which Chelsea Player Did She Have an Affair With? In pictures: Football’s best eyebrows including Fabregas, Bosingwa, Cantona, Tevez and more. Explore other popular Beauty & Spas near you from over 7 million businesses with over 142 million reviews and opinions from Yelpers. Bosingwa's unibrow looks like a catepillar decided to stretch itself across his brow. News Corp is a network of leading companies in the worlds of diversified media, news, education, and information services. We respect your privacy and take protecting it seriously, we respect your privacy and take protecting it seriously, Chris Smalling Wickedly Ashamed of Micropenis. A witness claimed Bosingwa’s eyebrows were “so profuse” that he “needed the sunroof open to make for extra space.” Police reports have also confirmed the incident, claiming the pile-up was caused by a temporarily blinded driver who passed by the player driving in the opposite direction, close to the hard shoulder near to Junction 13. Subscribe to our mailing list and get updates straight to your email inbox. If I were him, I would've gotten rid of the unibrow long ago. What kind of men notice sh. Are you guys for real?!?! You would think that having manscapers on the team such as Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani that they would've tackled him by now and taken care of it. According to a statement made by authorities, Bosingwa was ‘endangering the risk’ of drivers, having ‘failed to prune or manicure his profuse eye topiary garden since departing British shores back in 2013’. Find the best Eyebrow Waxing near you on Yelp - see all Eyebrow Waxing open now. … May 23, 2005 Montreal! ";s:7:"keyword";s:16:"bosingwa eyebrow";s:5:"links";s:7896:"Jacob Latimore Siblings,
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